I want to be a banker
I want to be a banker.
Heads I win, Tails you lose.
Give me your savings & I will place them in risky investments. When they fail its your loss but I’ve still had my pay & bonuses & lose nothing.
Give me your pension pot. Again I will risk your cash but pay myself huge wages & bonuses before I top up your pension pot.
You take out a business loan & pay me lots of interest. When the economy gets tight I will pull all those loans & sink your business. But at least my capital will be safe.
Take out an account & give me your earnings, I will invest that money & use it to underpin my business. Hit hard times or make a mistake & I will bill you huge amounts for computer generated letters.
If things really go pear shaped I will go to the government & get them to underpin my pay & bonuses with your taxes.
I want to be a banker.
- EricC, Manchester, UK
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