Blog South Africa » Bankers http://blogsouthafrica.net News, views, comments and opinions of South Africa Mon, 30 May 2011 06:44:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 News, views, comments and opinions of South Africa Blog South Africa no News, views, comments and opinions of South Africa Blog South Africa » Bankers http://blogsouthafrica.net/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://blogsouthafrica.net I want to be a banker http://blogsouthafrica.net/2010/07/22/i-want-to-be-a-banker/ http://blogsouthafrica.net/2010/07/22/i-want-to-be-a-banker/#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2010 05:51:13 +0000 James http://blogsouthafrica.net/?p=102 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> I want to be a banker.

Heads I win, Tails you lose.

Give me your savings & I will place them in risky investments. When they fail its your loss but I’ve still had my pay & bonuses & lose nothing.

Give me your pension pot. Again I will risk your cash but pay myself huge wages & bonuses before I top up your pension pot.

You take out a business loan & pay me lots of interest. When the economy gets tight I will pull all those loans & sink your business. But at least my capital will be safe.

Take out an account & give me your earnings, I will invest that money & use it to underpin my business. Hit hard times or make a mistake & I will bill you huge amounts for computer generated letters.

If things really go pear shaped I will go to the government & get them to underpin my pay & bonuses with your taxes.

I want to be a banker.

- EricC, Manchester, UK

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